"A rich guy, a white guy and a black guy sit down at a table together. There’s a plate of 12 cookies, the rich guy grabs 11 of them and says to the white guy “watch out, that black guy’s trying to steal your cookie”."

The link between class & race and how racial resentment has been used to divide the middle and working class in the U.S (via culturedecay)

amazing analogy.

(via heismandiego)

(via baby-in-a-trenchcoat)



I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”


(via ichooseamortal-life)



Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

(via mjversustheworld)


I am going to hurt you.

You are going to hurt me.

But we will do it with practiced fingers
and passionate mouths
and I swear to god

it will be worth something.

(Source: tristamateer, via mjversustheworld)


date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant

(via mjversustheworld)

"1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic."

"sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good"

straight boys who will disappoint you in every way possible (via littlestpoop)

(Source: floozys, via mjversustheworld)

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